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Home-spun Philosophy

Home-spun Philosophy

September 9, 2012 No Comments

When my wife and I are on a day out or on holiday she spends countless hours in the little knick-knack shops looking for suitable presents or little souvenirs to take home. While she diligently searches I have discovered the perfect way to pass the time. I read all the home-spun philosophy that appears on [...]

Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife

Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife

August 18, 2012 No Comments

Have you ever thought how sad it is when a man dispenses with the idea of having a wife and sticks with a dog instead.  Recent research (by us) has thrown up these really good reasons why! 1. The later you are the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice [...]

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A Bit Of Monty Python Fun – Supposedly!

A Bit Of Monty Python Fun – Supposedly!

August 12, 2012 No Comments

This is a piece that has been floating around the Internet for a while and was purportedly written by the great John Cleese. That fact has never actually been confirmed but it is funny enough to be his work. We thought we’d like to share it with all those who haven’t yet seen it but [...]

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Retirement Can Be Very Interesting!

Retirement Can Be Very Interesting!

August 11, 2012 No Comments

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Margaret my wife and I went into town to do some shopping. When we came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come [...]

A Huge Two Letter Word!

A Huge Two Letter Word!

May 10, 2012 No Comments

Amazingly, the word that probably has more meanings than any other in the dictionary has only two letters and that word is ‘UP’. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why [...]

Have you ever wondered….?

Have you ever wondered….?

April 13, 2012 No Comments

Perhaps we have too much time on our hands but it occurred to us the other day that there are very many questions in life that have not only never been answered, they have never actually been asked, despite being an obvious conundrum in their own right. Here are just a few…. Why is Tarzan [...]

The Husband Store

The Husband Store

April 9, 2012 No Comments

An introduction agency called ‘The Husband Store’ – designed to help women looking for a husband – was recently opened in London. Instructions were posted at the entrance explaining to women how it operates. These were the rules: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products [...]

The Great April Fool Media Hoaxes

The Great April Fool Media Hoaxes

April 1, 2012 No Comments

The first day of April has always been the day when everyone tries to fool everyone else, but if you think that sort of thing only takes place on a personal and local basis we have been investigating some of the pranks that have been perpetrated by both the media and people who should know [...]

Can a Rabbit round up a flock of sheep?

Can a Rabbit round up a flock of sheep?

February 4, 2012 No Comments

An YouTube video posted from Sweden of a rabbit rounding up a flock of sheep has gone viral. The maker of the video, who writes a blog on farming, heard about the bunny’s unusual talent and went to the farm in the village of Ornskoldsvik to capture it on film. Champis the grey rabbit apparently [...]

Survival guide to driving in Newcastle

Survival guide to driving in Newcastle

January 11, 2012 No Comments

We are pretty sure the Highway code is just as appropriate in Newcastle as anywhere else but some recent experiences show that ‘Geordie’ drivers seem to have invented their own rules. Here are just a few examples. 1.    Either forget about indicators altogether or simply leave them flashing all the time. For more dramatic effect, [...]

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